If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight 

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Flannery O’Connor

When Native American werewolf Jacob threatens her with death, Bella reconsiders her hardcore racism, and just for one milisecond, the audience finds her sympathetic.

And they are all just that good. 

(P.S. Read the comments. Trust me.)

Ernest Hemingway

Edward and Bella exchange terse dialogue alluding to Edward’s anatomical problem. Eventually, Bella leaves him for Jacob, a local bullfighter with a giant…sense of entitlement.

I’M CRYING SJDLKSJAKDJSALFJLSA

Annie Proulx

Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains.

I AM SCREAMING OMG