Flannery O’Connor
When Native American werewolf Jacob threatens her with death, Bella reconsiders her hardcore racism, and just for one milisecond, the audience finds her sympathetic.
And they are all just that good.
(P.S. Read the comments. Trust me.)
Ernest Hemingway
Edward and Bella exchange terse dialogue alluding to Edward’s anatomical problem. Eventually, Bella leaves him for Jacob, a local bullfighter with a giant…sense of entitlement.
I’M CRYING SJDLKSJAKDJSALFJLSA
Annie Proulx Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains. I AM SCREAMING OMG
Annie Proulx Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains. I AM SCREAMING OMG
This is glorious.
So perfect I am speechless… BAHAHAHAHAHA
they… http://io9.com/5872490/if-famous-writers-had-written-twilight Absolutely wonderful.
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